VIDEO: We Cannot Bow to ISIS. We Must Fight! (MOTIVATIO...

There are voices that say we must capitulate, be tolerant, negotiate…I say we must start killing motherf*ckers. One of the most motivational videos ever, and very appropriate given the threat we face from ISIS. We will not bow, we will…

VIDEO: SHARK ATTACK! WHERE IS YOUR HEADGEAR PRIVATE!?!?

Day 1 Basic Training and you are surrounded. Round browns swarming, knife hands flying left and right, bags being thrown…it is at this moment you are asking yourself “what did I get myself into?”. Oh, i’m sorry. Did you need…

BREAKING: The Most Shocking WikiLeaks Cable Yet!

Saturday, 12 December 1998, 16:13 S E C R E T SECTION 01 OF 02 LONDON 000368 NOFORN SIPDIS DOE FOR GPERSON, CHAYLOCK EO 12958 DECL: 12/12/2018 TAGS EPET, ENRG, PGOV, RS”>RS, NI SUBJECT: ENGLAND: RELIABILITY AND LONGEVITY OF UK-US…

VIDEO: The DUMBEST Private In History

Here at ASMDSS, there are decades of combined experience on the Trail, but in all those years this takes the cake for the most jaw dropping stupidity we have seen. “How did this happen Drill SGT?” YOU TELLING ME YOU…

VIDEO: THIS is How You Negotiate an Obstacle as a Team!

Usually watching Privates try and negotiate an obstacle is like watching a gaggle of drunk monkeys try and hump a doorknob, but this is impressive. THIS is how you negotiate a daggum obstacle as a team. As individuals you fail,…

Why? Because a Shoe Was Wrong…

Nothing warms a Drill Sergeant’s heart more than seeing a jacked up barracks. Oh, you don’t care enough to have your sh*t to standard? Let us help you re-arrange ALL your stuff so you can easily find it…