VIDEO: Jazzercise Replaces Smoke Sessions at Fort Benni...

I know the “New Army” has gotten soft…BUT WHAT IN THE NAME OF SWEET SLIPPERY SAPPER BABY JESUS IS THIS HORSEF*CKERY?!?!?! Fort Benning was supposed to be the last bastion of hope for keeping Basic Training resembling┬ásomething other than a…

MEME: The Navy Summed Up In One Image

As they say in the Navy…it’s not gay when you’re underway. Let the hate and jokes begin. We posted it here so we are free of the Facebook Hurt Feelings Police.

An Infantry Drill Sergeant’s Thoughts On The Curr...

For the second time this cycle, we have pulled prospective infantrymen in from the field because of potential thunderstorms hours in the future. I don’t know anyone that knows anyone who has ever been struck by lightning. We have completely…

Hate Mail ASMDSS Received From An Angry Dependazilla

Happened to be going through our story submission system when I see a very angry message submitted by an Army Wife who appears to be very upset with the jokes we make about “dependas“, the funniest part of this is…