How About Some Trashed Basic Training Bays?

Nothing brings back more memories for Privates or makes a Drill Sergeant happier than the post tornado scene. Next time lock your wall locker Private! Got pictures of trashed bays? Send them to us at info@asmdss.com 

This Video Will Break The Internet

I laughed. I cried. I threw up in my mouth a bit. Laughed some more. And when it was over I decided that was enough internet for today…and started drinking.   This is gonna break the internet Posted by America's…

Army Bans Term Battle Buddy. Replaces with Warrior Comp...

Our sources in HQDA sent us a copy of ALARACT 126/2016 titled PROFESSIONALIZATION OF CONDUCT – REPLACEMENT OF TERM “BATTLE BUDDY” WITH MORE APPROPRIATE TERM “WARRIOR COMPANION” , which calls for the term “Battle Buddy” to be dropped and replaced…

VIDEO: Today’s Veterans Feel Disconnected…a...

The burden of war falls on fewer Americans than ever before. This video from Vox produced in partnership with Veterans Coming Home perfectly illustrates the percentages we see in the media and breaks it down into visual form.   The…

VIDEO: If Drill Sergeants Became Cops

We all know that Drill Sergeants have more games than Milton Bradley. If they became cops the F*ck F*ck games wouldn’t cease…they would just take on new forms.

VIDEO: ASMDSS Goes Nuclear: Dank Meme War 2016

After successfully disrupting Untied Status Marin Crops‘ attempt to mass forces and push into ASMDSS held territory yesterday, we have launched a blistering counter-offensive. The Nuclear option is in play. The Dank Meme War 2016 has escalated to the highest…

Dank Meme War 2016 Daily Update March 28th

See below for the report from the field from Keith McCracken, the official field correspondent for the fighting. We will be providing his in depth coverage of each day’s battles. Fighting has exploded all through out Facebookistan. The Untied Status…