Scammer Tries to Buy ASMDSS, DS Vader Issues List of Demands

Usually about once a week we have someone trying to buy the ASMDSS Page, usually some variant of Nigerian Scammer. Normally we just ignore them, but every once in a while DS Vader is deep into the whiskey and decides to counter offer. Hilarity ensues.

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