The FaceBook War Fighter Ribbon
For keyboard gallantry & exceptionally meritorious service as a 2d Remote Operator- and serving as Team intelligence analyst while deployed to your local coffee shop as part of Operation French Flag My Profile. Your exemplary performance of duty culminating in this distinguished period of service reflects great credit upon you, the 2nd Affliction Shirt Supply Company, 18th Barista Battalion, 4th LL Bean Division, and UC Berkeley.
Your Country and Internet Service Providers Salute you!
Originally posted on Facebook by Shane Burk: See Original Post Here