DS Stories

25 Mar / 2016

So it's 2006 and I was one Fat SOB. First time seeing a recruiter I was 310 LBS, dropped to 280 in 20 days just…

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1853 Points
14 Apr / 2016

I went to basic in 2005 when I was 25. My story is different. I didn't join because I was hooah hooah. I joined to…

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1139 Points
14 Apr / 2016

So my older brother is one of the only reasons I decided to enlist in the military. He served for 9 years before becoming KIA…

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998 Points
31 Mar / 2016

2005, on the bus for 0 day and I'm sitting beside a kid who's somehow too shook up for Basic and has way too many…

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806 Points
29 Apr / 2016

One day at basic the DS announced that the SGT MAJ wanted everyone in the classroom right now. As per normal BCT SOP we had…

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634 Points
7 May / 2016

February 2014, I am a 24 year old E3 in basic training at Fort Leonardwood. I had previously attended ROTC at a military college and…

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628 Points
31 May / 2016

We had these two privates in basic who we shall call PVT New York and PVT Georgia. Well, these two PVTs where about themselves and…

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608 Points
7 Apr / 2016

2010, DS H was a younger guy. Blended in real well and was up to date on all the latest stuff. So you wouldn't know…

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583 Points
22 Feb / 2016

Graduation was comming up and we all were getting haircuts and class As ready for turning blue and everything, my girlfriend was comming wih my…

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572 Points
29 Apr / 2016

I will start this story by saying that this isn't a funny story. At the time, this was the most terrifying and inspiring day of…

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532 Points
26 Apr / 2016

Alright, f*cksticks... gather 'round. Fall of 2000, and Private F was the most weak, f*cked up troop imaginable. Shipped to basic out of shape. Spent…

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529 Points
20 Mar / 2016

Many years ago I'd gone off to my IET as a reservist and came back to find my unit in the process of being deactivated.…

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515 Points
19 Mar / 2016

This story is a little different than the normal fuckery we read. I was in my 5th week of BCT back in 1988. We were…

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498 Points
20 May / 2016

During BCT, we had this douche canoe private, I'll call PVT Bro. PVT Bro used to tell all sorts of wild stories about his life…

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463 Points
30 Mar / 2016

This isn't a story about Privates being retarded, or about how how we all got the sh*t smoked out of us, not even about a…

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457 Points
6 Apr / 2016

It's the last week of OSUT. My DS had learned my name the week before (fuckin right) and I get called in to his office…

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455 Points
4 Mar / 2016

DS S was a scary SOB. Must have been 6'8" our only Infantry DS and built like a shit brickhouse. DS S had one rule.…

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450 Points
13 Mar / 2016

I didn't like Nelson from day one. He was about 28, mouthy, and kept bragging about how he lived close to some NASCAR drivers in…

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448 Points
1 Apr / 2016

No sh*t, there I was. About week 5 of basic, 1995, so a good number of the idiots had already been pushed out. We had…

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441 Points
14 May / 2016

This isn't a funny story but one that stuck with me. I don't remember what week we were in basic but one day during mail…

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440 Points
9 Mar / 2016

There's a lot of stories about Drill Sergeants that are funny, acurate and ultimately fucking up privates. This isn't like that, this is a story…

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435 Points
22 Apr / 2016

After enlisting in 2006, I shipped to basic at Ft. Leonard Wood where I met PFC B. Now B was the kind of guy every…

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435 Points
26 Apr / 2016

It seems like there is always that one f*cking private that thinks he knows everything and one f*cking private that resembles a fat marshmallow. Our…

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420 Points
11 Mar / 2016

November, 2011, we were in blue phase. It was lights out, I was pulling my fire guard shift. About half way through, DS C, with…

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402 Points
22 Apr / 2016

So its probably our 5th week in to basic at sand hill and we start are all starting to get the hang of things. We…

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371 Points