User Story #2856

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November, 2011, we were in blue phase. It was lights out, I was pulling my fire guard shift. About half way through, DS C, with his fricken megaphone and whistle in hand, comes strolling in. I see him, snap to parade rest, but before I could say at ease, he glares at me and violently whispers ‘private, shut your fucking mouth, and keep sweeping’. He starts strolling around the bay, and all of a sudden Pvt B, out of a dead sleep, screams at the top of his lungs, ‘THE V-UP!!! IN CADENCE, EXERCISE!!!’ He then proceeds to do his v-ups and drifts off to sleep. Ds. C walks up to me and says, ‘see pvt? I’m so bad I’m in yalls fuckin nightmares’.

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