User Story #3035

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So it’s 2006 and I was one Fat SOB. First time seeing a recruiter I was 310 LBS, dropped to 280 in 20 days just so I could make it through MEPS.
Fast forward to week 6 of basic,on the egg white, salad, and baked chicken diet & I’m down to 240. I woke up that morning and went to the latrine, looked down and had an awesome surprise(wait for it…).

So I’m down in formation with this sh*t eating grin on my face when DS D walks up; “You find a box of choclate covered dicks in your locker this morning PVT, cause I know you’re not that happy to see me!”

I snapped to, and very proudly said,”No DS, it’s just that for the first time in 3 years I can see my dick when I look down!”

He stopped, about faced for about 30 seconds, stopped laughing, turned back around, “You smile all you want, and your fat *ss can even have some bacon this morning!”

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