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#1 skaerkroe

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Posted 26 December 2012 - 08:03 PM

It's been well over 20 years for me, and I can't remember the words... It was something like: a little bird with a little bill, was sitting on the window sill...
Sorry if I'm already butchering it - I've slept a few times since the 90's
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Posted 26 December 2012 - 09:14 PM

There are MANY different versions of this that I've heard but the one I used to do with my platoon in ROTC was: I realize its a little vulgar but this is what we did. Haha. A little bird with a little beak was sitten on my toliet seat I pushed him in I flushed him down I watched his ass go round and round A Yellow bird a yellow bill was sitten on my window sill I lured him in with a piece of bread then I smashed his yellow head A bigger bird with a bigger bill was sitten on my window sill I lured him in with a piece of bread then I smashed his bigger head The docter came to check their heads he said for sure these birds arnt dead Oh me Oh my I’m such a clutz I missed their heads and crushed their nuts The moral of the story is to get some head you need some bread!
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Posted 26 December 2012 - 09:51 PM

Those are the same ones we used in Basic. We had to keep it clean in JROTC.. My SDS ******* HATED teaching babies that would whine about simple swear words or the word "nuts", so we had to dub thouse out in our cadence.. LOL


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Posted 26 December 2012 - 10:37 PM

AngelBaby Yeah, you nailed it The variation I remember had a few F-bombs added to it, but this is the cadence I remember from Ft Jackson
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Posted 27 December 2012 - 12:32 AM

Yeah, when I was in JROTC, we had a DI as our teacher so as long as none of the other teachers heard us, we were allowed to do any cadence we wanted. (: We even did one about terrorists going to the market playing with AKs or some ****. (:
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Posted 27 December 2012 - 02:01 PM

We did two variations. One was the one above, but sometimes instead of the verse with the moral of the story, we did these two verses instead: 

 

A tiny puppy, a little dog,

Was sitting on my table saw

I picked him up like a sack of meat

And then I cut off all his feet.

 

A little kitten, a baby cat

Was sitting on my welcome mat

I picked it up, I made it purr

And then I pulled out all it's fur

 

We often wondered what the moral of those two verses were, but couldn't come up with anything good. 


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Posted 27 December 2012 - 03:56 PM

Yeah, we did those at competition. People were scared of us. Lol.
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Posted 30 December 2012 - 07:15 PM

Nice. 


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Posted 03 January 2013 - 11:59 PM

All are censored versions of "the prettiest girl".
Which goes as follows:

The prettiest girl
I ever saw
Was sipping bourbon
Through a straw
The prettiest girl
I ever saw
Was sipping bourbon (stomp), through a straw.


I walked right up
I sat right down
I ordered up
another round.


I placed my hand
upon her knee
she said GI
your teasing me.


I placed my hand
upon her thigh
she said GI
that's way too high.


I picked her up
I laid her down
her long blond hair
lay all around.


the wedding was
a formal one
her daddy had
a white shotgun.


and now I've got
a mother-in-law
and 14 kids
who call me pa.

On my long-distance marching team, we had a female German lieutenant who insisted on calling this cadence. Needless to say, our US Army female major was not amused.
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Posted 04 January 2013 - 12:33 AM


On my long-distance marching team, we had a female German lieutenant who insisted on calling this cadence. Needless to say, our US Army female major was not amused.

I can't imagine why.


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Posted 23 May 2013 - 05:52 AM

I heard it as this one. 

 

A yellow bird,

with a yellow bill, 

was sitting on,

my window sill, 

 

I lured him in,

with a piece of bread,

and then I squashed, 

his little head, 

 

The moral of, 

the story is, 

to get some head, 

you need some bread.

 

Used at Leonard wood and Ft Gordon.


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Posted 15 June 2013 - 07:26 PM

A little mouse
With little feet
Was sitting on
My toilet seat
I pushed him in
And flushed him down
Then watched that mouse
Go round and round

A little puppy 
With little paws
Was sitting on
My table saw
I picked him up
Like a pound of meat
And then I lopped
His little feet

A little bird
With a yellow bill
Was sitting on
My window sill
I lured him in
With a piece of bread
And then i smashed
His little head

The moral of
The story is
If you want some head
You need some bread

 

semper fi 


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