Welcome Privates

Even if you’ve never served in the military, you know the drill sergeant. The mere sight of his fatigues and the iconic “Round Brown” campaign hat strikes fear into the bravest of hearts. Drill sergeants inflict pain, demand discipline, and aren’t afraid of power, aggression, and using fear as a motivational tool. But unless you’ve witnessed one firsthand with your face in the mud doing pushups, you might not know one other fact . . . drill sergeants are some of the FUNNIEST people on the planet!

The ASMDSS website brings together stories from basic training along with the best DS insults, one-liners, and life advice.